Why won't you tell me your secrets?

Ex Dir Impatience

I don't have time for your manufactured obscurity. I am busy, I have 43 tabs open right now. Show me what you got, now! I have money, I have power, you want it, I have 15 seconds! you have 15 seconds? No, I have--you? 11 seconds! What? I'm important! Life means entertain me!